Things I have discovered and/or learned this week

*Offering Christmas Cheer in the form of a punch to the throat gets people to leave you alone

*reading thyroid newsletters/findings/studies out loud is the fuckin' funniest thing you could ever do with a loved one. If you can pronounce "Hypoparathryoidism" in one shot, I will bow at your feet. If you can define it, I'll clean your house for a weekend.

*I can't quit Weasel Central until March 2004 and that makes me wanna cry

*upper management is good for um, I'll get back to you on that one

*I've got a great group of friends who rock your face off

*my gal rocks the mofo casbah. Hardcore.

*decaf tea sucks ass. Really.

*cutting down on my alcohol intake isn't too bad. nor is increasing the amount of time I spend in the gym.